I couldn't get out of bed. Everything hurts! Not only did I not get enough sleep from excess coffee, but all the walking the day before completely killed my body. I had blisters all over my feet after one day of walking, and my legs alternated between pins and needles to throbbing pain. All I wanted to do was sleep! But its 7am, and the caffeine in my body has me waking up at the slightest sound. I tossed and turned for an hour before deciding to get up, shower and play on my laptop. Moishii eventually wakes up, but just like me, all we want to do is go back to bed but we can't sleep because of the coffee! To make things worse, my bedroom window faces the driveway to the apartment car park whilst Moishii's bedroom window is ontop of the garage door. The whole night you hear cars coming and going!
After procrastinating for as long as we could, we decided it was time to go out for coffee to wake us up. We walk up the road and walk past a bar that we saw the night before and refused to go in.
Now firstly, let me explain what a bar is in Italy. A bar is essentially a cafe, except they serve alcohol. There are bars on almost every street in Italy. You can choose to have your coffee/alcohol/sandwich/otherfood standing at the bar, or sitting down (which cost more). And in Italy, their coffee is not hot. All coffees are made at a very nice drinkable temperature, meaning you can walk in, throw a coffee down your throat and be out within 1min.
Now back to the bar we refused to go into the night before. It basically looked dodgy. But in the day time, it looked like the perfect place for coffee. Ok, I lied. Its the closest place for coffee and we're too lazy to walk. So we enter the bar and immediately lunged for the fresh cornetto (Crossiant) thats available whilst screaming for our cuppucino.

My god this is the best cuppucino I've ever had! Like this is REALLY REALLY GOOD!
Satisfied with our early (12pm) caffiene hit, we decided that we should do a trial run of getting from the apartment to the tour hotel. After paying 75euros for a cab, we thought cheap was best. So we went to a pay phone, and used the 36euro phonecard to call the hotel for directions. After alot of confusion and yelling with broken Italian/English, we managed to get some really rough instructions on how to get there. We grab ourselves another metro card and hopped onto the first metro to Flaminio where we're supposed to change trains to Euclide. We jump off at Flaminio, were we follow the hotel's instructions to go to Piazza Del Popolo, cross the square and find the train station for Euclide. So we did. And we walked in circles looking for the stupid train station. 15mins later, we finally locate the damn train station which was tucked in a corner with old run down signs and is about 200m from the metro. Crap. Thats going to be fun with all our suitcases.
The train pulls in and it looks like its about to fall apart any minute. I don't like this at all.

We climb aboard and decide to stand for the short trip as Euclide should be the first stop. So there I was, standing on the train, holding onto the handrail when suddenly the train door closes and almost cut my hand off! There is like a 2cm gap between the handrail and where the train door closes. If we hadn't reacted fast enough, I'll be typing this post up with one hand!
The train pulls into Euclide a few minutes later and we hop off only to be greeted by stairs. Lots of stairs. Crap. We climb the stairs up to street level and we're already puffed out WITHOUT our suitcases....I don't know how we're going to survive humping our suitcases up those stairs the next day. Luckily, the hotel is within 50m of the metro station and its all level ground. So all we had to do was survive the 300m walk from the apartment to the metro, all the metro stairs and then drag them through the piazza del popolo before getting on a train to Euclide to drag them up more flights of stairs. Easy!
So once we did our trial run, we decided to head back to Flaminio and check out Piazza Del Popolo for a bit of sightseeing. As the train pulls into Flaminio and we walk out of the station, I spot a tunnel that has a metro sign that is within 10m of the train to Euclide. We decided to check it out and found out that its less than 50m to the metro taking that route and only has about 10steps! YAY!
Before we started sightseeing, we thought we'd better have a quick toilet break and grab a drink first. So the hunt for a bar with a toilet was on. Basically, its hard to find a public toilet in Italy, and if you do find one, you'll have to pay. Instead of paying to use a toilet, we got into a habit of going to a bar with a toilet and paying for a coffee instead. This meant ALOT of coffees for us....
Anyway, we finally made it to Piazza Del Popolo for a photoshoot.

Next stop was Via Veneto. This is apparently the most elegant street in Rome, and its where all the rich and famous people live. We got there, took one look and went "Its not worth the walk". We quickly found a bench and planted ourselves down for 15mins. From that bench, we managed to grab a few photos as we were too tired and too lazy to actually bother walking around.

Pulling out our map, we thought we'd head down to Quirinale Palace. We're not sure exactly what it is, we just know that its famous enough to make it onto the map and it was vaguely mentioned in the Rome souvenir book we bought. So we trudge over in the stinking hot heat and finally get there. Of course, the SLRs came out. So there I was, eye to the camera, trying to frame the perfect shot, when suddenly I hear all this screaming and see security and police running towards me. Apparently I wasn't allowed to "stand there". And where was I standing? In the middle of a square. A Piazza. Not knowing what was happening, I moved away only to see 5mins later, the area I was standing was swarming with security and police. Next thing you know, a black car drives up and through the gates. I think I must've been standing outside the entrance to an embassy or something and they had some important dude showing up. Trust me to almost get arrested by security.

After taking a few happy snaps, we decided to head back towards the colosseum as we had missed out on seeing the Campidoglio. As we were walking, we saw a cafe in a back street not too far from Campidoglio. We walked in and decided to grab a sandwich and coffee each. The "sandwiches" in this joint is actually half a normal Australian sandwich. But hell, we were hungry and tired and we were going to order it. Then we made the second big mistake. We decided to sit down. I mean, how expensive can it be when you usually pay 1euro for a coffee and 3euros for a sandwich?


Those 2 cups of coffee, the half soggy half stale club sandwich, and a rock hard turkish sandwich cost us 25euros. Thats almost $50AUD!!! OH MY FRICKIN GOD!!! $50AUD!!!!! $50!!! That really REALLY hurt. And to top it off, THIS was parading around us!

After that painful painful experience, we walked in silence for a few minutes before having a laughing fit and then we called Christine for a bit of phone abusing (Like we always do in situations like this). Then we decided to take a whole heap of random photos to make ourselves feel better:

We get to Campidoglio for some sight seeing.


After climbing to the top in the stinking hot heat, we decided to sit in the shade for awhile to recuperate. This is when Charlie Chaplin waltzed through:

No, I don't get it either. 15mins later, we finally get back onto our feet and trudge back to the metro to head back to our apartment. This is when we're greeted by the whitest legs I have EVER seen in my life. I was half tempted to pull out my sunnies even though we were travelling in a tunnel!
When we arrived, the first thing we did was hit the supermarket for supplies. After our $50 lunch, dinner was going to have to be cheap. We grabbed a loaf of bread, vine ripen tomatoes and fresh mozzerella to make our own sandwiches. This cost us a total of 3euros! With our supplies in hand, we went back to our local cafe (Bar Dal Corsaro) for another cuppucino. The coffee guy was different from this morning, but damn their coffee is still so good.

As we walked out of the bar, we noticed a park across the street. We decided to plant ourselves on a park bench to relax a bit. All of a sudden, we realised we must've walked into a retirement village meeting or something. We were surrounded by people in their 80s! We quickly made a get away and headed back to the apartment, this is when we walked past the nutrient deficient chick. And guess where she works? In a health organic shop. Someone needs to shove some animal fat down her throat!

We eventually collapsed into bed for our much needed siesta. When we could finally be bothered waking up, we made the most delicious dinner of cheese and tomato sandwiches we've ever had! All for 3euros! And we had plenty of food leftover!


Since it was still semi early, we decided to get dressed and head back into town, hoping to get some night shots of the colosseum. Earlier in the day, we had asked a chick at the metro what time is the last train into town, and we were told 9pm. We didn't believe her. We decided to head to another metro station, which is a bit further away, but completely downhill and easy to walk to. As we got there (8:55pm), we were told by the metro guy that the station is closing. Like wtf? I can't believe they seriously shut down the metro at 9pm at night. How are people supposed to go out at night???
As we trudge back to the apartment, we walked past the little dessert/pastry shop next to our apartment. We ran in for some comfort food and decided on 4 TINY TINY cupcake looking things. The little old lady behing the counter, pulled out a tray which I assumed she was just going to dump the cakes onto. But no, she proceeded to pull out tiny cupcake cake wrapper things to put each individual cake onto. Then she muttered something to us which I didn't catch. Moishii decides to translate and asked if I wanted the cakes "hot". Answering no, she then proceeded to take the tray and wrap it into gift wrap and then tied a bow around it. The end package looks like a xmas present. All for less than 1.80euros!
When we got back to the apartment, it took us a good minute+ to unwrap the goods! Poor woman, all that effort for 4 tiny little cupcakes! And it was only after that we realised she wasn't asking if we wanted them HOT, she must've wanted to know if we're going to be eating it straight away. And because we said no, she must've packaged it for us to take it home as a gift! All for 1.80euros!


So after stuffing all the cakes into our mouth (which lasted all 30seconds), it was packing time. Tomorrow, we're going to have to drag our suitcases to our tour hotel...thats going to be interesting....
Coffee count for the day: 3
Sleep: Minimal