Day 14 - Mykonos

Basically woke up feeling like shit. Nose was running, throat was sore and my head felt like it got stomped on the night before. We drag ourselves out of bed and head out to "breakfast" around 12:30. We went back to one of our favourite cafes from the previous trip because they made kickass greek coffee and also because they have a super breakfast special. Getting the works, we ended up with more food than we can finish. But thats also because they served us a huge glass of yoghurt that tasted like fermented cream that's been frozen too long.


We ditch the rest of the food and start chasing the peeing dog around the streets again until we get bored of that and decided to do some more shopping. We stroll around buying random crap when we realise that there was one thing we haven't bought yet. An oil painting from the $40 woman. Those of you who read our blog entries from last year will remember what happened with the $40 woman. But lets just recap WHY she got the name, The $40 woman.

*Flash back to October 2004*

We walk into a store hunting for more oil paintings to add to the collection. We ask the woman the price for a series of painting. The one Moishii wanted was $40, and the one I wanted was $15. I decided to buy my $15 painting and handed over a $50 note so I could get some change. This is what happened.....

*hands over $50*
Old Woman: *GASSSSSSSP* NO MONEY!! *sucks on something*
Me: Ok..... *Hands over a $20 note instead*
Old Woman: *sucks on something* $40! *sucks on something*
Me: Isn't the painting $15?????
Old Woman: *Gasp* No no no *Smacks head repeatedly* Yes yes $15. *sucks on something*

What the hell? First she tells me its $15, then tries to charge me $40, but doesn't even have $10 to give me change! And the whole time she's sucking on something, but theres nothing in her mouth!! Maybe she was sucking on her dentures? Because of this, we have dubbed her the $40 woman.

*Back to September 2005*

I exchanged a big batch of Euros before I headed overseas, this was to save me the hassle of arriving in Greece and not having any currency. I also owned Moishii money for all the accomodation he booked. Instead of messing around with the conversion rate and paying in AUD, I decided to just pay him in Euros and USD. This is how he came into the possession of a $100 Euro note. If she practically had a heart attack seeing a $50 note, we wanted to see her reaction when she saw a $100 note.

Now I've been watching ACA since I was a kid, so it was no surprise that I could do the whole secret camera thing. With the camera discretly hidden, we walk into the store and immediately head to the back of the shop where the oil paintings are located. We start grabbing random paintings asking the $40 woman how much they are. This is the most confusing conversation we've had......

E: How much?
$40w: $15
E: $15?
$40W: Yes $15
Me: Did you want that?
E: I might as well get that.....what about this one? *Turns to $40 Woman* How much this one? *Points at a different sized painting*
$40W: They same (price)
*The $40Woman walks closer to take a look at the painting"
$40W: $15
E: $15?
$40W: $15
*The $40woman grabs the painting off Moishii and shoves it against the wall measuring it against the first painting we asked about*
$40W: $14!!
E: $14!?
$40W: $14!!!!
*$40Woman starts to walk away*
E: What about this one? *Points to another painting to add confusion to the situation*
$40W: Ehhhhh.......$14!!
*She pauses and then slaps the painting*
$40W: Ehhhhh......$10! $10! I'm sorry $10!!
*Confused as hell*
E: This one $10, this one $14??
$40W: Same size (e.g. both paintings are the same size, but she's telling us different prices)
E: O...k.......$10????


This kept going on for awhile. No one had any idea how much each painting costs. The funny thing is, some paintings actually have the price on it. And she either over quotes or under quotes us. Not being able to hold back the laughter anymore, we agree that we should get the $10 painting. Moishii reaches into his wallet only to notice the $100 euro note missing!! He'd forgotten that he asked the exchange woman to break it into 2 x $50. He freaks out thinking the whole thing is going to backfire when I point out that $50 will be like what happened last time. And this is what happens...............

*Moishii hands over $50 note to purchase the painting*
$40w: *SLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPs her saliva* No more Money!?
Moishii: *Bites his lips* No more money???
$40w: This one too many *Points to the streets* more shops
Moishii: No money?
$40W: No! No! I'm sorry!!
*Moishii bites lips and walks to the back of the shop to stop himself from cracking up*
Me: I might have $10 or $15 in my wallet

Now remember I'm trying to hide the camera, so with my one spare left hand, I managed to unzip the inside pocket of my bag to grab my wallet which I basically chucked at Moishii so he could pay for the painting. He quickly pays for the painting and we stumble around the corner and burst out laughing as we run through the streets trying to get as far away from the $40 woman as possible. We run the whole way to the Skandanavian bar where we plonk ourselves down in a bench and piss ourselves laughing. We quickly rewind the tape and watch the whole incident again ACA style. We laugh some more before passerbys start to stop and stare. We get up and make a swift exit.

Feeling so much better at being able to relive the 2004 incident, we decided to follow up with a big spending spree on more postcards and souvenier books. We roam the streets again and end up at the Exchange woman's office where we tried to relive last trip's incident regarding the tours.

*Flash back to 2004*

We're stranded at Mykonos because all ferries have been cancelled due to weather conditions. We decided to kill some time by asking the exchange woman for some one day tours we can sign up to. Before I even finish talking, she tells us off for not coming earlier because all tours start at 9am. Its now 11am. And the reason we got told off was because she told me the day before that the tours start at 9. The thing is, I didn't even talk to her the day before!!!

*Back to 2005*

We walk into the exchange woman's store and start asking her about tour packages which we weren't intending on joining anyway. Then we started talking about accomodation and how she reckons we got severly ripped off and that she can get us a better deal. This is before she finds out what we paid. When we told her, she just kept insisting that she could get us a better deal next time without telling us how much it would cost. Chances are, she couldn't give us a better deal but just wanted our business. She gives us her personal email address right before we leave. This is when we found out that the Exchange woman has a name. Its Evelyn. I think we'll just keep calling her the Exchange woman.


We grabbed a quick bite before heading back to the apartment to nap. I think we've been up for a total of 3 hours and we've gone back to bed already. I wake up with a fever and shivering. I feel like crap and I'm not sure if we can go clubbing tonight. The original plan was to catch a bus to paradise beach as they were having a beach party tonight. With the way I was feeling, there was no way that I am going near a beach. I rug up and head out looking for food. We ended up at a restaurant opposite Nikos seafood. This is the same restaurant I walked up to at the previous trip to check out the menu, when the waiter runs out and grabs me and spins me around so Moishii could film us. We went to the restaurant searching for the same waiter but he was nowhere to be seen.

We sit down and decided to order an oven baked lamb pasta (Lamb supposedly keeps you warm) and a greek salad (Our last one and the fact that its the cheapest salad they have). The guy comes to take our order, and when he heard greek salad, he asked if we wanted the house specialty salad or the greek salad. He explains that the house salad comes with mixed vegies and a very nice sauce. Without thinking, we ordered the house salad. He grabs our menu and runs away. This is when I asked Moishii how much did the house salad cost? It better not be 9euros because our lamb dish was only 7.50euros. Thinking it can't be that bad, we wait for the food to come and devour everything in sight. Feeling content, we ask for the bill and practically threw everything back up. The salad was 9euros and the whole meal costs us about 30euros which was close to $60AUD!!

Our 9euro "Salad"

Our 7.50euro lamb

I practically have a stroke when we walked out of there. We console ourselves telling each other its our last proper meal in Mykonos and we'll never be back. This is when we headed back to MexCafe for some alcohol to drown our sorrows.

Moishii, being totally addicted to wine started sculling every glass of white wine put infront of him. I decided to head for the cocktails. I walk up the bar and scan the list of cocktails and decided to order a "Sex on the beach" since I've never had one before. I give my order to the bartend who goes:

Bartender 1 to Bartend 2: Sex.....?
Bartender 2: Sex.....!
Both turn to me and winks before making me my drink. Good grief!!!

I grab the drink and hide in a corner watching a soccer match on TV. A whole bunch of pommy guys were sitting next to us screaming and swearing whilst jumping in and out of their seats. I turned to look at the commotion only to notice that this group of 6 pommies, had smoked about 14 packets of cigarettes with another 2 packs on their way! I have never in my life seen anyone smoke that much before! Its not viagra you know? Some people...

We head on over to the Skandanavian Bar where Moishii continued to have his wine, I was hoping to get a singapore sling only for them to run out of the ingredients and made a pina colada instead. This tasted like shit. They basically poured vodka and milk into a glass of ice for me. Everyone who knows me know that I would never waste alcohol, I couldn't even drink the shit they gave me. Being our last night at Skandanavian bar, Moishii was smart enough to bring his camera. This turned out to be the best decision he's ever made! As we were dancing, Moishii suddenly leans forward and screams "THE ASIAN WOMAN!!!!!!!!!" The camera comes out and the flash goes off. When I finally regain my eyesight, I finally realised why no one had hit on the asian woman the first night we were at Skandanavian bar. THATS COS SHES 45Y.O!!!!!!!!!!

Now I know why she didn't get picked up on the first night!

We also managed to get a photo of the freaky guy who kept appearing behind me all the time.....

Freaky guy = The one in grey

This is when we turned around and noticed the Hat Chick who was dancing with everyone around her. Suddenly she grabs me and starts grinding herself all over me. We dance for a few minutes before I made a get away to the toilet where Moishii was waiting in line to pee. The line to the toilet was longer than the line to get into the club. He ended up waiting for about 15mins just to pee. That would teach him to drink 3 glasses of wine in one go. We get back onto the dance floor hoping that Kylie would rock up so we can get a photo of her, instead, guess who walks into the bar? The French Guy!! Yes!!! I can't believe it!! The chances of bumping into him (Who is also a tourist and visits Mykonos only a few days a year) is ridiculously low. We quickly grabbed a photo for closure. And this is him...........

The Infamous French Guy

Scared of a repeat of 2004, we quickly move to the other side of the dance floor. We're enjoying the music as they had a great mix of RnB, Pop and Retro when all of a sudden, the Italian Guy is next to me. Now remember how crowded the Skandanavian bar gets.....I couldn't exactly get away and was obliged to dance with him. This is because Moishii conveniently decided to explain that when you turn your back to a guy you were dancing with, its an invitation for them to get friendly with your ass. (Does anyone else know about this rule!?!?) Next thing you know, the Italian Guy (Tony) does get friendly, and its not with my ass. And lets just say he was even happier to see me than before. ALOT happier. And I knew he had been drinking vodka OJ...don't ask. I turn around hoping to get rescued by Moishii, only to find that the bastard has left me on the dance floor and ran off without telling me. I'm trapped!!! I kept moving back into the crowd trying to get away when I bump into the Hat chick. I kept trying to edge past her when she realises what I am do, grabs me and starts dancing with me. She pushes herself AND her friend between me and the Italian guy. I yell a quick thank you, turned and made a run for it whilst she held the Italian guy back.

Tony - shot 1

Tony - Shot 2....and the guy in red also tried his chances with me...... *Cough*

The Hat Chick who saved my ass.....literally.......

I manage to locate Moishii at the queue for the toilet practically wetting his pants. This is when I start screaming abuse at him for ditching me on the dance floor in my moment of need. He responded by giving me a glazed over look that was something between "Who the fuck are you?" and "If you don't get out of my way, I'm going to pee on you". I hang around the toilet waiting, not ready to go back onto the dance floor by myself. When we finally hit the dance floor again, the party had heated up and people were on the bar having the time of their life.

Hat chick getting wild on the bar

People really know how to party at Mykonos

Thought I'd throw this photo in cos the chick is hot!!!

Meanwhile, I was standing there trying to protect my chest from Moishii who kept falling onto me again and again because he was too drunk to stand up straight. During this whole incident of me shoving Moishii and him falling straight back onto me, the Italian guy somehow ended up standing behind me again. I quickly try to make a get away, but not before he could grab me. This is when he tells me he's leaving and throws in a "I'll see you next year" before he leaves. Oh shit.....is that a curse?!?!

We had danced for 3 hours straight by this point, well I had, Moishii has been stumbling around for 3 hours. I grab him and drag him out of the bar and straight to a Pita shop where I practically throw him onto a seat and start screaming at him whilst I sculled my ice cold drink. He's too drunk to give a shit as to what I am saying. He managed to somehow stumble back to the apartment and up the stairs. How he made it up those stairs I'll never understand. Look at the damn thing!!

No railings to stop you breaking your neck after a night of drinking

We get into the apartment and Moishii literally collapses into bed and passes out with his clubbing clothes still on.

Impulse buy

Welcome the latest addition to my family!!! This is what happens when I get off work early and have an hour to spare. But considering the state of my panasonic, its time for an upgrade. And what a beauty to upgrade to!! I've been wanting an 88XX series phone since uni, and never had a chance to get it. Its going to be 12:30 soon and I'm wide awake ready to play with the phone!! HaEHheHAHEAHE

Even the box it comes in it swish!

mmmmmm Shiny.......and the screen! *drools*

What the?

Quote of the day:

 

"Can I dump my umbrella at your work? I don't want to carry it around because it's raining."

 

- D. May 2006

Teen breaks leg killing spider

AHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm sorry, I just don't understand how things like this happens...I thought my brother was bad (He thought it would be a brilliant idea to kick a log on the ground at full force, whilst wearing thongs, thereby splitting his toe open), but this guy really tops it. I have a feeling that the kids going to win a darwin award one day......

Found on http://www.smh.com.au January 12, 2006 - 2:03PM

http://smh.com.au/news/national/teen-breaks-leg-killing-spider/2006/01/12/1136956281336.html

"A 19-year-old man's broken his leg in two places kicking a spider in the NSW Southern Highlands.

NRMA CareFlight has flown the teenager to Liverpool Hospital from a property 25 kilometres west of Mittagong.

Just before 1pm he lashed out at a big huntsman, and the force of his kick broke his right leg in two places.

He is in a stable condition. The spider's a bit worse off."

Day 13 - Mykonos

Its almost 11am by the time we wake up and leave the apartment. We drag ourselves to a cafe next to where the 24hour cafe used to be. Hung over and deprived of sleep, I went and ordered a simple pasta for breakfast. Moishii, always wanting to be diffcult, wanted the delux breakfast which basically came with a ham and cheese crossiant, toast, coffee and juice. Since he didn't want the juice, he was going to give it to me to save me from ordering a drink. When the waitress comes, we find out that theres no more crossiants. This is when the confusion starts. Basically Moishii abandones the whole delux breakfast idea, but didn't explain to the waitress who thought he wanted to replace the crossiant with a tomato and cheese toasted sandwich. Since Moishii wasn't going to get his set breakfast, I went and ordered a drink. When the food came, we ended up with 3 drinks and enough food to feed 4 people. Trying to keep the food down, Moishii begins to tell me about a dream he had the night before.

He had a dream that we were walking along the streets of Mykonos talking about how the $40 woman was missing. 2 soldiers who were walking infront of us overheard our conversation and asked us who was missing. They took us back to the police station, but since we didn't know the $40 woman's we took them to the shop. This is when they informed us that she’s been arrested for fraud. They question us to why we wanted to find her, and we replied that we wanted to buy some oil paintings. The proceeded to open the store for us, where we dashed in and started arguing over oil paintings that we didn't want to buy in the first place.

Well, considering our obsession with the $40 woman over the past year, its not surprising that Moishii dreams about her. But we HAD to check. I mean, it could be an omen! We grab our camera and head towards the $40 woman's store. Just as we round the corner, ready to be disappointed again, we suddenly see the shop door open! We push each other out of the way and storm up to the shop just as the $40 woman walks out and we almost knock her over. To avoid being so obvious, we made a sharp left at the last minute down the alley by the side of the shop and just stood there "admiring" the view. We start panicking as to what to do. I grab the camera and strut backwards and forwards infront of the shop front trying to secretly take a photo of her. We made that alley look like the most satisfying place on the whole island the way we were acting.

We stood in the alley pretending to take photos, the whole time watching the $40 woman. She must've knew something was up and decided to check us out as well because she kept walking in and out of the shop, opening and closing the store again and again. It was like a choreographed dance. Us pirouetting up and down the alley trying to take secret snaps, her doing the riverdance in and out of her shop. After 5-10mins of this, we managed to take a quick snap of her and then ran off. We finally have a photo of the $40 woman!!!!!!!!!!!


Feeling happy, we decided to celebrate by tracking down where Johnny works. We roamed to the other side of the island, where he pointed to when he was trying to explain where he worked. Everytime we walked into a supermarket, we had our cameras in our hand ready to get a photo of him. We went from shop to shop for over an hour before we had to stop for a coffee break. We went back to the same cafe that we went to with Johnny, thinking it would give us luck in tracking him down. We sit down at the same table, waiting for the waiter to take our order when we hear all this commotion. I turn around and see the biggest group of asians behind us. Damn! And here I was thinking me and the other woman was the only asians on the island. I looked more closely and its a bunch of 60+ asians! Its like my parents on holidays at Mykonos! *shudder* The waiter serving them was starting to get really angry and frustrated. When I listened more carefully, I realised why.....half of them weren't ordering anything (It was a group of 10+), one was trying to order a cuppucino with only a little froth, another was trying to order an iced coffee with small ice cubes because the big ice cubes apparently make the coffee too cold. This is when the waiter loses it and yells "OK! THANK YOU!! BYE BYE!!". He snatched the menus off them and stormed off. Wow......a bunch of my people just got kicked out of the restaurant! hehehehe

Feeling refreshed, we roam around again trying to track down Johnny, only to find the little bakery we went to last year. The bakery where we spent $20 on about 4 cookies which tasted like crap that we ended up throwing out. To make up for the bad memory, Moishii planned to buy a Gay magazine, rip the photos out, and post it to certain people as gifts. You all know who you are. Count yourself lucky that I talked him out of it.

Around the corner was a little shop that had the most gorgeous wall hangings. It was a sculpture made to look like a painting, and the intricate details was just amazing. I ask the guy how much is it for one of these (Pointing to the simplest one as it'll be the cheapest), he replied "VERY CHEAP!!" Errrrrrr...How much? "VERYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY CHEAP! 60Euros!". For crying out loud! Thats like $120AUD! We practically threw the thing down (Had it not been so expensive) and literally ran out of the store into a liquor store where the only person minding the store was a huge dog. There was not a single person in sight. Just the dog. Behind the counter......


Speaking of dogs, we've noticed this dog that runs through the streets of Mykonos, non stop. Thats all this dog ever does. He runs, stops to pee, and continues to run. I have never seen him slow down to even a trot nor sit. We had our camera in our hands when he ran past us. Without even saying a word, we chased after the dog with our camera. Don't ask why. It was just an obsession......

The dog on the run

Pit stop

We decided to explore the back streets a bit more and stumbled across this shop selling 360degree panoramic photos of Mykonos. We flip through the photos only to find one of the photos with the $40 woman on it!

Click to see her up close and personal

This was a sign! We left the shop and headed to the $40 woman's store. When we get there, the door is closed. Thinking she finally decided to shut up shop, I stick my face into the window, only to see the $40 woman staring at me. I freak out and run. As it was getting late in the afternoon, it was time for a quick snack before our nap time. Of course, we had our usual Pita Roll. We also bought a few slices of our favourite greek pastry, Galaktoboureko. The only problem was, the woman who was serving us, managed to get a whole serviette stuck to our pastry, and in her attempt to get it off, managed to get the serviette stuck to her hand. We practically had to serve ourselves since she couldn't get herself unstuck...Pastry in hand, we head to the internet cafe to quickly check our emails before heading back to the apartment. As we were leaving, Moishii comes running up to me and said he "found" my photos. He takes me to the computer he's using and showed me the desktop. In a folder saved onto the desktop, was EVERY SINGLE PHOTO I had backed up at the internet cafe. The bastard kept my photos!!! I look to the monitor on the left, and found that he had used one of the photos I took as the wallpaper!! WHAT THE FARK? I quickly check the desktop of all computers not in use, and luckily, he only used one of my photos. I quickly delete everything off the desktop and empty the recycling bin before storming out of the place.

As we head back towards the apartment, we run into the Italian guy and I do a quick dodge and hide in a shop until its safe to leave again. We get back to the apartment, take a spoonful of the greek pastry and promptly threw it in the bin. Now we remember why we didn't buy it the last time we went to mykonos. I think it was the same tray from last year. Trying to nap even with the window closed is near impossible, espcially when I found a shoeprint on my bed like someone had been rehersing the river dance on it! We get up and get ready to leave.....sounds simple, had the bathroom not been full of laundry. Being on the first floor apartment meant we were too worried about security to leave the windows open when we're not there. That means no air, no ventilation and LOTS of damp musty clothes rotting away in the bathroom.

Remember the gorgeous pizza we had the night before, we head for the same restaurant. The minute we walk in, we hear yelling. Theres this old man yelling at the waiter with his wife standing behind him pale as anything. Apparently the guy ordered seafood, and instead of charging them what was on the menu, they charged them that, and the cost of the seafood which was weighed. The poor guy got billed double what he was supposed to pay, hence the tantrum. He screamed that his bus is coming, grabbed his wife and ran outta there bfore almost knocking us over on their way out. I think we'll stick to their pizza tonight... Since our time at mykonos was coming to an end soon, I proposed that we order some white wine and enjoy the little time we have left. Little did I know what this would start....

Moishii is addicted. I mean he's seriously addicted to white wine. For a red wine drinker, he converted very quickly. Infact, thats all he could talk about for the next hour. "I want wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!". We decided to hit a few other bars early and see what else is happening. We walked passed this place called "Down Under Bar". Well of course we had to go in. That and the fact that they were playing Kylie's "Can't get you out of my head". We grab a seat by the side to check out the crowd. This is when we met Kylie. Well, atleast thats what we named her. Kylie and Pierre (Some guy in a striped jumper and a barret) were practically having sex on the dance floor. 5mins in this place was more than enough to send me to hell. We get out of there and sit by the ocean to cool down. (Freeze to death)

Moishii, still craving for more wine, made us head to the skandanavian bar early. We pay for our wine and walk in. The place is dead. We were the only people in there except the bar tender, and it was already midnight. This is like flash backs from the time before. We sit in the corner to wait for more people to turn up, surely people don't disappear off the island that quickly....All of a sudden we see a huge crowd standing outside the door. Yes! People! That means I won't look like a moron dancing on the dance floor by myself! The doors open and a crowd of about 10 people in. Hang on, theres something wrong here. 8 out of the 10 people are aged 40 and above, with 2 of them above the age of 70. Hell they're older than my parents! The poor guy practically had to be carried from the door to the couch as he didn't have his walking stick after he had to climb a flight of stairs! What the hell is going on? Its like the retirement village is out to party? Of the 2 younger people in the group, one of them was in their mid 20s, the other one in their 30s. Who the hell takes their parents, aunts, uncles and GRANDFATHER clubbing!? Who even comes to Mykonos at that age!?!? The old guy practically goes deaf from the music blaring into his hearing aid! A few more groups of young people walk in and stand within 5ms staring at them. The girl tries to get who I assume is her uncle, into the mood by collecting their drinks. Half of those people probably have a pacemaker or high blood pressure and shouldn't be drinking. 15mins of agonising awkwardness passes before they all get up and walk out demanding a refund from the bouncer. We quickly grab our wine to help us deal with the rest of the night.

The club is starting to get packed and we hit the dance floor with our wine in our hands. The music starts pumping and we're having an awesome time (Thanks to the wine). This is when I spot Johnny again. Oh Crap. Theres only so much I can take. I avoid all eye contact and turn my back to him hoping he didn't spot me. Too late. He makes his way over and.......lets just say I dodged and hid. This is when we see Kylie walking into the place with Pierre. They practically take over the dance floor. Theres like a 3m radius around them. Get any closer and you'll cop a flying arm in the face. The two of them tongue wrestle for about 5mins before Kylie practically shoves Pierre out of the picture. Less than a minute later, she's got her tongue down another guy's throat. Pierre gets the shits and starts hitting of the chicks around Kylie to get her attention. She barely notices that he exists and continues her trail of tongue destruction. Even Moishii copped a feel from her. But then he also copped an ass grab by a guy walking pass.

The place gets so packed it was virtually impossible to me. Everytime we moved to one side of the club to avoid Kylie, less than 5mins later, she would've made her way next to us. It got to the stage that we couldn't avoid her since we couldn't physically move. It was so packed I couldn't even raise my arm to brush my hair out of my face. To make it worse, there was an obsession with scarves. Half of the chicks were wearing scarves like it was winter. This other chick even thought it would be cool to roll ONE of her pant legs up exposing her striped knee-high socks. It was like she couldn't decide whether to wear shorts or long pants and decided to wear both. Surrounded by freaks with no where to run, we call it quits and take about 5mins trying to get out of the place. This night has got to beat all other nights. The number of times I got felt up by strangers, intentionally and unintentionally, was unbelievable.

We make our way to the nearest shop and I sculled 2 cans of drinks before I had energy to call people to scream abuse at them. We managed to have a conversation with Cherry and Amy, Cookiez hung up on us, Z had no idea what was happening, Mey was just as lost, MnMs phone somehow got picked up by a guy and Matt demanded a souvenier from us. We didn't get up getting back to our room until after 4am.

The Biggest Loser

I loved that show. I would always go to the gym on a Tuesday cos they showed the Biggest Loser on Monday nights. I would always get motivated to go to the gym the next day. This whole motivation thing probably lasted until Wednesday before it tapers off and I need to wait for the next episode again. I found a better way to motivate myself to go to the gym. Instead of watching The Biggest Losers on TV, why not watch it in person? Thats right. I just got back from the gym at lunch, where I spent a good 45mins perving at Bob and Gillian working out. Lets just say that Bob is A HOTTIE! Meowwwww Did I get a photo you ask the well known stalker? Well no.....yes I'm ashamed of myself too. But it felt rude interrupting Bob during his hot...sweaty.....intense......workout...........MMMmmMMmMmMMm.....*cough* Sorry. I guess I was just content looking. I've never worked out that hard before.....I think I strained a muscle. Must go see a doctor about my eye strain and tongue strain tomorrow.......Right after I go to the gym.....at the same time as today. *fingers crossed* I wonder if I can convince him to show me his abs....... MmMMmmMmMMMmm