Update: The truth is revealed
If your boyfriend was in hospital because he overdosed on Orange Juice, it would somehow indicate to you that this person has no understand of nutrition and health risks whatsoever. So LOGICALLY, if your boyfriend calls you at 1am at night, telling you he is hungry, you would just tell him that the doctor has put him on a strict diet and deal with it. LOGICALLY. But NO! Instead, you join in on the plot that would put James Bond to shame.
Moishii's brother was feeling "peckish" at 1am in the morning. So he calls his girlfried that lives 10mins drive away to bring him some food. Now, usually visiting hours end at 8pm and no one is allowed into the hospital. Moishii's brother, knowing this, decided to stand outside the Emergency Department at 1am in the morning to have a smoke. Its like, people who go to emergency are close to death anyway, what would a little passive smoking do? So whilst he was puffing away outside emergency, his girlfriend drives up and hands him 2 bread rolls and a medium sized jar of Vegemite. He then smuggles the food back into his room and ate the entire jar of vegemite with TWO breadrolls!
I know some people slather their vegemite on, but its TWO BREADROLLS! Apparently his brother was practically eating the vegemite with a spoon out of the jar! When Moishii's mother found out, she practically ripped the girlfriend's throat out!
To make matters worse, Moishii's mum baked a cake yesterday. Knowing that the girlfriend likes the cake, she took the cake to the hospital to pass it on to her. The GF wasn't there so she left it at the hospital so she can pick it up when she visits her BF. Moishii's brother, never one to learn, scoffed ALL THE CAKE.
They now have people watching him like a hawk to make sure he stops shoving everything down his throat! I thought Moishii was bad when it comes to dieting (Eating grilled fish but smothering it in tartare sauce), but god help his brother.









1 comment:
Someone lock that guy up in a mental hospital already!
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