It puts a rose in every cheek

Vegemite. I hated it for 25 years of my life and I've suddenly become addicted to it. I've started slathering it on my toast and sandwiches and even cooking with it! I've tried to convince my parents to start eating because its healthy for you with all the vitamins etc etc. Its healthy like Orange Juice is healthy.......when consumed in moderation.

So Moishii's brother had a stroke of genuis the other day. Since he was cooped up in hospital after overdosing on Orange Juice and having his blood sugar levels sky rocket, he thought he'd help himself recover a little. His blood sugar had dropped from its 48 down back to 10, but that wasn't good enough. He managed to smuggled in a jar of vegemite AND breadrolls. At 1am in the morning, he ate it all. Everything. All the bread and the ENTIRE JAR OF VEGEMITE! What? You think the salt will help combat your sugar levels? Who the hell eats AN ENTIRE JAR OF VEGEMITE? IN ONE GO?? What possesses someone to do something like that???

"Oh...my blood sugar is high after drinking SEVEN LITRES of juice, maybe I should eat AN ENTIRE JAR OF VEGEMITE and use the salt to combat the sugar?"

Thanks to his little stunt, his blood sugar level has gone from the healthy 10, back up to a 28! Not as bad as his 48, but still 3 times the normal amount! God can only imagine what will happen if he smuggled a tray of baklava into the hospital! Or maybe a kg of chocolate? Why not just eat salt right out of a bag? WHO THE HELL EATS AN ENTIRE JAR OF VEGEMITE IN ONE SITTING COS THEY'RE FEELING PECKISH?????

Peckish is having a few crackers, maybe a slice of bread or piece of fruit. NOT A WHOLE FRICKIN JAR OF VEGEMITE AND BREADROLLS AT 1AM IN THE MORNING!! Where the hell did he even hide the damn things? Considering the robes they give you in hospitals, I don't even want to know where he hide the stuff so it was out of view!! Is there no one normal in your family Moishii???