Update on the OJ overdosing, vegemite scoffing nut
Apparently my facts have been wrong. A NORMAL blood sugar level should be 5-6, NOT 10. Which meant when he overdosed on the 7L of juice, his blood sugar level was close to 10 TIMES the normal level! When his sugar level dropped back down to 10 and he thought he'd help himself by eating a whole jar of vegemite and therefore pushing it back up to 28, he was 5-6times over the normal level.
Apparently he's blood sugar level is now back down to 9 and the hospital is trying to maintain that level if not lower. As long as he stops shoving things down his throat, it just may work!
P.S. we're waiting for an update on the size of the jar of vegemite he scoffed and the number of breadrolls. An explanation on how he managed to smuggle a pantry and half a bakery into the hospital will be greatly appreciated.
P.P.S. I am waiting for Moishii to confirm if his nut of a brother had smuggled nutella into the jar of vegemite and therefore eating a jar of nutella instead of vegemite.
3 comments:
Moishii:
People the verdicts are in and the situation looks absoultely disgusting and ridiculous.
All will be revealed shortly in regards to Cherry's size question and the smuggling of the goods into the hospital.
We suspect the smuggler of the goods and right now that person is undergoing an indepth questioning with my mother who is about to rip her tongue out if questions aren't answered.
My brother is off the juice for the meantime but we suspect the next few days are going to be quite hard in maintaining this. We need to watch him day and night to ensure no further smuggling is occurring.
A full report including his current sugar level will be revealed by lunch tomorrow.
I thank all thoses addicted readers for their concern and will report the outcome shortly.
In and out
Dimitri Giotopoulous from SMG TV NETWORK........
Back to you Oishii in the office!
omg...you seriously need to strap him to the bed!
He'll probably eat the strap if he was hungry enough!!!
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