Kylie

After so long, it was finally time for the Kylie concert. Me and Moishii had purchased tickets seperately when they were first released, but since the concert got postponed, and we were both travelling, we decided to get a refund on the tickets. A few months ago, I got a call from Moishii saying he's at Ticketek, and whether I still wanted to go. 10secs later, we both had tickets to Kylie. This will be the 3rd Kylie concert that me and Moishii have been to together. So you'd think that we'd be excited right? Maybe it was the weather, maybe it was going out EVERY SINGLE NIGHT and getting less than 5hours sleep a night catching up on me, but by 2pm, my "nap" turned me into a comatose patient. I remember struggling to wake up, forcing my eyelids to open whilst my eyeballs rolled to the back of my head and asking my brain "WTF ARE YOU DOING TRYING TO WAKE UP??". And apparently I wasn't the only one. Both of us were feeling utterly exhausted and it was barely 5pm. So we went for coffee at Georges cafe in Burwood. 2 cups of coffee didn't really do much without sugar:

This was a Sticky Date Toffee pudding, it was nice, but the sauce started to go really gooey, and sticky and almost crunchy when it came in contact with the ice cream. So it really was melted toffee. After eating most of the sugar, we headed off to Homebush where we ended up parking on the rooftop. Since we were early, we decided to go find out seat and relax:


A bit far from the stage, but I think the view was awesome considering they were last minute tickets. And we were in the first row as well so there was no one blocking my view (Since you all know how tall I am). Now the concert ticket said not photography equipment allowed. HA! Lemme say that again? HA!!!




Is it just me, or does most of the costumes make them look like a chicken? 5mins into the concert I turned to Moishii and said "God damn, I feel like some red rooster".


Anyway, the concert was awesome. It was a bit strange that there was an intermission during the concert though. Half way through the concert, Kylie asked everyone to get up and dance and sing along. The audience participation was awesome! After the intermission, there were a few ballads but that eventually spiced up when she sang our favourite song. Can't get you out of my head. So since this is "our" song, we got up and danced. 10seconds after standing up, I felt 2 hands on my shoulders dragging me backwards.

This BITCH behind me, dragged be backwards to try and get me to sit down:


1. I was not up and dancing the whole concert
2. This is THE Kylie song to get up and dance
3. YOU, you stupid little bitch, was up and dancing as well. But the minute YOU sat down, you expected everyone to sit down as well? Go suck a donkey cock for all I care.
4. Lastly, NO ONE, and I mean NO ONE EVER TOUCHES ME. You count yourself lucky that when you dragged me backwards, my chair started tilting up and almost dropping my camera and mobile. If I didn't have to save my bag and another $600 from buying a new camera, I would've turned and broken your fingers.

And to the other 2 on either side of her, its a fuckin KYLIE MINOGUE CONCERT. If you can't get up and dance and enjoy yourself during one of her concerts, you might as well start digging your grave because you're not far from it. Look around you, even the 70y.o. grannies get into the mood with their princess tshirts, all donned up in pink and ENJOYING THEMSELVES. So for spite, we stayed standing up and boogied away.

The girl sitting 2 seats away from me was the only one up dancing on our row. After we got up and danced, AND refused to sit down despite the inconsiderate bitches behind us, she leaned over to me and thanked me for getting up. No need to thank us, we were just enjoying ourselves. And just like us, the old biatch behind her kept yelling at her to sit down, so she basically told her to go suck on it. Just like Moishii told the slut behind him to go suck infected camel balls when she kept tapping on his shoulder.

After the whole dragging me down incident, Moishii started pissing himself laughing and wanting to get up and dance for every song. Whilst for me, I ended up screaming my head off. Instead of my usual blood curdling scream of CHRISTINEEEEEEEEE!!! It was KYYYYYYLLLLIEEEE!!! I even got a chanting thing going at one stage! So to those bitches who can't enjoy themselves, sit on it and rotate. We were up dancing and giving Kylie a standing ovation for the last 10-15mins of the concert because she definately deserved it.

After the concert ended, and the girl next to me thanked us again, we sat back and relaxed. It would've taken ages to get out of the Arena and then ages to get out of the car park. By the time we left our seats, the arena had totally cleared out and the crew was starting to dismantle the stage. All the lights came on which was a sign to get moving. We ended up roaming around for awhile before getting a cold hot dog to munch on whilst waiting for the car park to clear. It was exhausting night, but it was well worth it. I can't wait for the next Kylie concert.

Oh, and I've had a talk to Moishii and we've both agreed that we need to starve ourselves, deprive ourselves of coffee and the use of a toilet. Then, before going to the concert, I need to work overtime every single night and have a max of 5 hours sleep every night, no napping beforehand, so if another incident like that happens again, instead of being the mellow me (Which rarely happens) I'm gonna throw the bitch over the balcony.