The OFFICIAL party

So it was Moishii's OFFICIAL birthday party last Saturday. There was alot of fuss, alot of screaming and alot of "What the hell have you got me into" type conversations before the night actually happened. Apparently Moishii had talked to the owner of "Tony's Family Restaurant" Tony about whether we can BYO. Then it was something along the lines of him yelling "Its ok! I'll take care of you! Tell me what you like to drink! Scotch? I'll tell the waiter to look after you. Usually its $120 a bottle, I'll give you $50 off". Like WHAT THE HELL? $70 for a bottle of Red Label is like $70? Why don't you shove it up our arse whilst you're at it!?

So we did what any normal person would do. We bought a bottle of Vodka and emptied it into a water bottle to smuggle it into the restaurant. Not before Moishii picks me up, we drive around the block, park the car and scull a whole bottle of wine in under 5 mins. NOW we were ready to party. God I really needed the alcohol after working all day. We were going to crack into the cowboy shots, but we got to the restaurant earlier than we expected.

Now we got there quite early, we were the only table who had arrived in the whole restaurant. The table was laid out with mezze, so we decided to dig in. I mean, you need to eat something if you're going to drink an entire bottle of vodka right? Well thats what we did. Drink the whole bottle of vodka. I managed to score myself a seat in the corner where I had strategically hidden our bottle of vodka, that and their unlimited soft drinks, I was mixing cocktails all night long.

Now I took ALOT of photos.....and videos. I actually had both the video camera and digi cam going at the same time. Filming with my right hand and taking photos with my left. I actually don't know what I took, except that I sent Moishii's friend into the male toilets with a camera when Moishii needed some relief. Just let me say, I never watched the footage, and I never will. But I think Moishii should get it on video.

Now since most of the night was one big blur (partly from the alcohol, and partly because I spent the whole night behind a camera), I don't want to really have to explain the photos. I think they speak for themselves...... *cough*

The night started off quite normal infact......

Moishii and Tony

The waiter that served us the really yummy RAW MINCE

The "cute" waiter that the girls picked up

But it quickly degenerated into something like this......


.....for some reason, there was ALOT of licking.....




....ALOT....



......and ALOT of chest.......






Then there was alot of hugging.......






And some I just can't explain.....

I don't know where that tomato has been......

Our usual "Morons" shot

Happy Birthday again Moishii! I hope you remember most of the night! Otherwise we've got it all on video!!