Rainy days
With all these storms going on, its really depressing me. Yes rainy weather is depressing, but what is even more depressing is that I shouldn't be here in this cold, wet and miserable weather. I should be overseas in Mykonos getting screwed over by Moishii. I mean, come on, look at what happened last year:
- Having to relive the "how I got stuck in the toilet and almost missing the world's most beautiful sunset" moment- our ferry getting delayed, and when it does arrive, I almost got left behind whilst I was in the toilet. (What is it with me and toilets?)
- The world's most HORRIFIC ferry ride where everyone was puking, I was screaming, the ferry was crashing into the water which all ended with me throwing myself off the ferry and grab onto the first solid wall I could find.
- Our "Self-contained apartment" had no tv, no kitchenette, a total of 50cms walkway around the beds, a toilet so small you couldn't get dressed without climbing into the shower and worst of all, no ventilation. All the kgs of sugar, honey and tea we "acquired" along the trip all went into the bin.
- Stalking the $40 woman, tracking her down and getting her to do a reenactment from 2004! PRICELESS!
- Revisting the exchange woman only to find rabid guy
- Constipated woman
- The woman who does it for fun
- Crazy hat woman
- Straw guy
- Cocaine guy
- Hat Chick
- Bumping into the french guy again
- The 2 greek stalking guys
- Italian Guy with the salami
- And who could forget Johnny? The one who I met the previous trip, the one we somehow ended up having coffee with at 3am in the morning, the one who tried to shove Moishii into a gay bar, and who was also the one who thought we were having a 3some and tried to follow us home.
- Moishii gets completely addicted and trashed on wine
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