I'm going to start charging soon!!

I have been informed that some ASSHOLE has been spreading my blog around to their entire company!! Apparently the whole workplace is now reading my blog and is addicted! LIKE WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!! Get back to work!! And you! Lyric! DIE YOU BIAAAAAAAAAAAATCH! I'm going to start charging each and every one of you an MP3 player for reading my blog without my permission and for also associating yourself with certain people that have been BLACKLISTED.