Making money on the side??

So last month I had my birthday party where we rented a 5star hotel in the city costing an arm and a leg. If you remember, at the end of the night, Laura had chucked a tantrum and dragged Matt out of there. Now Matt had paid for the room, but he didn't stay. I was surprised he didn't ask for a refund considering how he usually behaves. Tonight, I find out why Matt was so willing to leave without getting his money back.

Laura thought I was going to have SEX with Matt back at the hotel, so SHE PAID MATT not to stay the night. How the hell did she come up with the idea that I was going to sleep with Matt? ESPECIALLY since Enver was staying the night?? Did she think we were having a 3some? Or did she think that Enver was going to watch and strangle the monkey whilst we were doing it?? What the hell????

Laura offered to pay Matt $100 not to sleep with me, but she accidently paid him $150 not to sleep with me. Meaning she paid for Matt's portion of the hotel room. Meaning Laura paid for my hotel room. Meaning she practically PAID ME NOT TO SLEEP WITH MATT! This is brilliant! I've never been paid to sleep with anyone yet, but I've already progressed to being paid NOT to sleep with someone. I can really turn this into a money making thing. It's brilliant! Get paid not to sleep with people!

For those people who wanted to know why everyone was so happy in these photos except ONE person.....now you know. SHE THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SLEEP WITH MATT!!!!