Go the Roos!!!!!!!!
The euphoria is just starting to wear off after a heart stopping morning. How bloody awesome was that game? Australia has finally made it into the next round and I couldn't be more prouder! Although we were really close to being eliminated after the shit arse performance of the goal keeper and the referee! I mean what the hell was that? Lets list a few things that happened:
Goalie:
Referee:
"Omg! we've only got 9mins 30secs left! 9mins left! OMG! 8mins 45secs left! 8mins 30secs left! OMG OMG 8mins left!"
I couldn't sit for the last 5mins of the game. And when the game finally ended, and we were into the next round, I was ecstatic! Both of us were yelling and cheering, running around the livingroom. My dog started going nuts because he's never seen us run around yelling like that before! We're finally into the next round! GO ROOS! Guus for PM!
Goalie:
- Fumbled and almost dropped the ball into his own goal despite no pressure from the other team
- Making a "block" after a piss weak attempt at scoring a goal, have the ball bounce off his hands, roll over his body and lazily roll into the goal
- Last 10mins was complete shambles. If it wasn't for the Australian defence, it would've been a different outcome
Referee:
- Not issuing a penalty after Viduka was locked in a full body hug rugby style. My half asleep brain was thinking this was one weird twisted gay porn the way the guy has his arms around Viduka
- Not issuing a penalty after a CLEAR handball by Croatia
- Sending Emerton off with 2 yellow cards after he took a block causing a handball. Errr.....refer to the point 3????
- Issuing THREE yellow cards to the ONE player! Excuse me? 2 Yellow cards = 1 red card = getting sent off! Its a VERY simple equation!
- I don't know if this is his fault or not, but there was no indication of injury time until almost 2mins into injury time! Some notification would be good!
- Not controlling the game so there was 2 balls on the field
- Allowing the game to play beyond the injury time (I didn't hear any fulltime whistle go off AT ALL)
- Since he allowed play after point 6, the game was obviously not over. Australia scores and suddenly he disallows it because it was "fulltime". Excuse me? You SUDDENLY decide that its fulltime just as Australia was attacking? Correct me if I'm wrong, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT! And I STILL didn't hear the fulltime whistle! You were blowing the whistle left right and centre!
"Omg! we've only got 9mins 30secs left! 9mins left! OMG! 8mins 45secs left! 8mins 30secs left! OMG OMG 8mins left!"
I couldn't sit for the last 5mins of the game. And when the game finally ended, and we were into the next round, I was ecstatic! Both of us were yelling and cheering, running around the livingroom. My dog started going nuts because he's never seen us run around yelling like that before! We're finally into the next round! GO ROOS! Guus for PM!









2 comments:
In response to Ref point #1:
You actually tuned into a porn movie that SBS often plays. What you saw was Viduka being spooned by the Croatian dude.
With points 7-8, apparently what happened was either a penalty got issued against Australia, OR the dickhead of a ref blew the whistle after the corner kick was taken, but while the full time whistle was still being blown (three times) the ball landed in the nets.
Note that there was still about 30 secs of play left, and that it's unusual for refs to blow the whistle whilst there is a scoring opportunity.
Pretty disappointed with FIFA and their officials. You would expect being a world football organisation to be somewhat professional & experienced.
Let's see, there's 1 main ref, two linesmen, 1 technical ref + 1 backup ref, and they still couldn't get things right!
I remember that when the ball went into the net, the time was 93mins 40secs. Either he meant to extend injury time to 4mins, or he was 40secs late after the corner kick and thumping the ball into the goal. IT WAS VERY OBVIOUS AUSTRALIA WAS ATTACKING YOU FUCKTARD! YOU'RE JUST LUCK WE WON OTHERWISE I WILL PERSONALLY THUMP YOU HEAD SO FAR INTO YOUR NECK YOU WILL BE SHITTING IT OUT! The same goes for the other 3 refs who couldn't count! 2yellows = 1 red! Send that traitor off the field already!
*deep breath* Anyway, the roos are in! YAY!!
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