I'm dumb ok? Just say it to my face!

People say women are complicated and hard to understand. What a load of bull. I've been asking this questions to heaps of people for awhile. What consitutes as a "date"? I just don't get it. Until the guy very specifically states that its a date, its not a date. "Hey, wanna catch a movie?" is not a date. "I'm hungry, want to go eat?" is not a date. "Let's go watch a movie" is also NOT A DATE! Maybe try saying "Hey, would you like to go out some time?". Or maybe even "Did you want to go out? I would like to get to know you better." You know what? Better yet, try saying "WANT TO GO OUT ON A DATE!?". God damnit. I'm dumb. Say it to my face.