Facts.....

Fact 1

Garlic will explode when roasted at high heat in the oven

Tip 1

Next time a voice tells you "Maybe you should put a foil over that dish" before putting it in the oven, listen to that voice.

Fact 2

Just because the chilli doesn't look very hot, doesn't mean its not.

Tip 2

Never try/taste chilli jam without a fire extinguisher nearby.

Fact 3

Even though the jackets are sale, buying 3 of them doesnt mean you save money

Tip 3

Big large red signs mean trouble. Stay away from any place that contains the following words:
Sale, discount, 50% off, up to 75% off

Fact 4

If you're ever bored and decide to go for a walk to the shops, one of three things will happen.
1. You will the book/clothes/bag/shoes/dvd you've been wanting for a long time on sale and you will buy them.
2. You will see a book/clothes/bag/shoes/dvd that you've never considered buying on sale and you will buy it.
3. You will see ads for a book/clothes/bag/shoes/dvd that you know you will want and you will end up buying it when it comes out.

Tip 4

Stay home and sleep.