Ranger *hot flash*
This is so NOT healthy. A few months back, one of Christine's friends passed a book to me and asked me to pass it to Christine. I read the blurb and knew immediately that I had to read the series. I went out and bought book 1. Half way through book 1, I went out and bought books 2 and 3. Half way through book 3, I went out and bought books 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10. I am ADDICTED. The Author is Janet Evanovich and the series is about the life of a bounty hunter Stephanie Plum and two very VERY hot guys. Joe Morelli, the Italian Cop with a high sex drive, And Ranger, the Cuban American ex-special force bounty Hunter/mercenary with a drop dead gorgeous body thats always clad in black SWAT clothes. What was supposed to be a series of comedy crime novels has turned into a full blown obession for me!
When I first heard how Christine and her friend was obsessed about the characters and went to Myers to sniff the shower gel that Ranger uses (Bvlgari), I thought she was nuts. Yesterday, I went to Myers to hunt down the shower gel only to settle for the cologne instead. Right now, I have a sample of the cologne in my wallet so I can pull it out to sniff every now and then. I know its sad but I am such a Ranger fan!!! I know these are all fictional characters, but DAMN that woman knows how to describe a man of every woman's dreams!
Right now I want to go Cuba and look for a Ranger. Yes he's Cuban American, but theres no way I'm going to find a Cuban American in America with a body as hot as Rangers. With all the fast food in America, I'm better off going to Cuba to look for my own Ranger. Then I'm going to Italy to look for a hot Joe Morelli to add to the collection. Yes I'm obsessed! I admit it! I wanna buy the Bvlgari cologne and spray all the guys around me with it!!! I wanna buy the shower gel and give them to all the guys I know! To all the girls out there, go out and read the series. Once you get to book 10, gimme a call and we'll all go out and sniff the shower gel! Like Stephanie Plum said, I am such a shower gel slut!
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I TOLD YOU YOU WOULD LOVE THE COLOGNE AND SHOWER GEL!!!
HOW CAN YOU READ BOOK 10 AND NOT WANT TO SNIFF BVLGARI POUR HOMME???
*mmm*
Enver reckons he's going to buy a bottle of the cologne, and the next time we're in mykonos, he's going to spray all the guys with it so I'll jump all their bones. He reckons he can spray Johnny enough times so I would finally go off with him!!
mmmmmmmmmm Ranger scent... *drools*
WAIT FOR ME!!! I'm going to go hunt down the books tomorrow :D
Was there anyone in Mykonos worthy of being transformed into a "Ranger"??? If there is, then why not...jump the guy that looks and smells like Ranger!
;p
And you're speaking of Mykonos already??? So soon...thought it was everywhere else and Mykonos for your honeymoon with Enver when you guys are 35 y/o?
Mykonos is always on the cards. Theres no Rangers in Mykonos, but I'm sure I can easily find a poor substitute. It'll be the closest we'll ever get to a real Ranger. *drools*
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